January 2011
142 posts
Jared Leto school edition
jared-leto:
When you wake up
When you have breakfast
When you leave the house
when you enter the building
When you are in a boring lesson
so your friend tells you a joke
but the teacher shouts at you for laughing
when you get homework and your teacher forgets
But that one nerd reminds the teacher
At the end of the day
But at the end of the week
Reblog if you live here!
ohaijake:
fittedhypebeast:
Interviewer: You're very popular among women but what can they do for you?
Jared: One girl did a very nice thing: She put in my pocket absolutely new phone. When I found it there was only one number.
Interviewer: Did you call it?
Jared: No.
Interviewer: Why?
Jared: I'm too shy.
When you try to lick your lips sexily at someone;
quietlikethesn0w:
Expectation;
Reality;
Teacher: "I'm calling your parents"
hxcfairy:
coolkidcherry | imaginarylover:
Elementary school: “NOOO, i’ll be good”
Middle school: “Pssh, whatever”
High school: “haha tell my mom I said Hi”
Yeah…I was “IDGAF” since primary school lol